"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."
Cosmos Gifts
Looking for a gift for the cosmos lover in your life? Our collection features fun and stylish items inspired by the mysteries of space. Perfect for stargazers, dreamers, and anyone captivated by the universe's beauty. Find witty mugs, trendy t-shirts, cozy pillows, and stunning prints that bring the wonder of the cosmos into everyday life. Celebrate their passion with unique gifts that speak to their love of the stars and beyond.
"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."
"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."
"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."
"Good heavens, you're right - it's a brand-new galaxy made entirely of deleted digital photos."
Planetarium. The light from distant galaxies can take millions of years to reach earth. Talk about "long time, no see"!
Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well
Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.
Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma
God Plays Baseball with the Earth
God creating the galaxy.
'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'
'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'
"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"
Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"
Occu-Pie Mars
"We only got six days of funding."
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
'But what is the universe for?'
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."
'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."
Chiller Theatre
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
The Lost World: You are Here
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
The Origins of Everything
A man looks up at the earth
'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'
Cosmos Gifts Collection
Cosmos Mugs
Discover our entire cosmos-themed mug collection and add some stellar style to their morning routine.
Cosmos Pillows
Check out our cosmic pillows to add a celestial touch to their relaxing space.
Cosmos Prints
Browse our cosmic art prints to bring the universe into their home decor.
Cosmos T-Shirts
Explore our range of cosmic-inspired t-shirts, perfect for space enthusiasts who want to wear their passion.