Cosmos Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cosmos philosopher? Our collection blends cosmic wonder with creative humor, perfect for thinkers fascinated by the universe. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find unique gifts that celebrate curiosity and cosmic musings.

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"Up there, in all the vastness of space and time, do you think it's possible there could exist another pond?"

"Up there, in all the vastness of space and time, do you think it's possible there could exist another pond?" mockup

"Up there, in all the vastness of space and time, do you think it's possible there could exist another pond?"

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"Good game."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!" mockup

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

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Chiller Theatre

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'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears. mockup

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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Zenemies.

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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How life on Earth really got its start. mockup

How life on Earth really got its start.

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Coronavirus

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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Creativity

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.' mockup

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

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God with Earth Controller

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'How can I get my baby to sleep?' mockup

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

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"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe." mockup

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

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Questions

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"Uh-oh - climate change."

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Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...' mockup

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

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'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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Cosmos Philosopher Gifts Collection

Cosmos Philosopher Mugs

Explore more cosmic philosopher mugs that merge witty humor with universe-inspired designs—perfect for daily inspiration.

Cosmos Philosopher Pillows

Find plush pillows featuring celestial motifs and witty quotes—designed for those who love cosmic comfort and thoughtful decor.

Cosmos Philosopher Prints

Browse our cosmic prints collection to add inspiring universe-inspired art to their space and celebrate the mysteries of the cosmos.

Cosmos Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover a range of universe-themed t-shirts that capture the wonder of the cosmos and the curiosity of a philosopher.