Cosmos Philosopher Gifts

"Up there, in all the vastness of space and time, do you think it's possible there could exist another pond?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Creativity

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Coronavirus

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Questions

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

God with Earth Controller