Cosmos Pillows

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Good heavens, you're right - it's a brand-new galaxy made entirely of deleted digital photos."

Planetarium. The light from distant galaxies can take millions of years to reach earth. Talk about "long time, no see"!

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God creating the galaxy.

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"We only got six days of funding."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chiller Theatre

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Lost World: You are Here

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'