Cosmos Communicator Pillows

'We just received an obscene radio message from planet Sigma Epsilon Khi.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Siri, find oxygen."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God creating the galaxy.

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

"Good heavens, you're right - it's a brand-new galaxy made entirely of deleted digital photos."

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

Just before The Big Bang

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Hurry children, space is limited!"