Cosmos Joking Buddy Pillows

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Clown God

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

The Origins of Everything

Science fiction fans on other planets

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Shoot For The Moon