Cosmology Gifts

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

How life on Earth really got its start.

'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'Tell them that, by funding our project, they agree the universe must be expanding, and that, as it expands, so must our budget!'

The Cosmology of Timmy

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'I come from the future - any questions?'

The Big Bang - Preachers.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

Mr. Science Times

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

God chalks up his pool cue.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

Cosmology marches on. . .

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

God Creating the Universe...

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."