Cosmology Mugs

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

How life on Earth really got its start.

'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

The Cosmology of Timmy

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'Tell them that, by funding our project, they agree the universe must be expanding, and that, as it expands, so must our budget!'

Mr. Science Times

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

The Big Bang - Preachers.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

God chalks up his pool cue.

'Well that's certainly new!'

Cosmology marches on. . .

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Annoyed planet.

The Big Blow Theory