Cosmology Thinker Mugs

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Outer Space Outsourcing

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Chiller Theatre

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

A man looks up at the earth

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Coronavirus

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'