Cosmology Thinker T-Shirts

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

God Sneezes Out Creation

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

Coronavirus

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"