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Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chiller Theatre

God Sneezes Out Creation

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The Lost World: You are Here

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

A man looks up at the earth

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Origins of Everything

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'