Cosmic Researcher T-Shirts

'It's THEM.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Chiller Theatre

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Origins of Everything

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."