Cosmic Studies T-Shirts

'They're only seeking attention.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Hair Crop Circle

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lost World: You are Here

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.