Cosmic Studies T-Shirts

'They're only seeking attention.'

Occu-Pie Mars

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Hair Crop Circle

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Chiller Theatre

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Lost World: You are Here

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.