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The Big Bang

"Jensen, our new discovery... it's leaving the solar system at an incredible pace!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Big Bang Theory.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Look! No hands!"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Before the riots/after the riots

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"