Universe Studies Gifts

The Big Bang

"Jensen, our new discovery... it's leaving the solar system at an incredible pace!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Big Bang Theory.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Look! No hands!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Before the riots/after the riots

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'