Universe Analyst Gifts

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

God Sneezes Out Creation

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

US and the EU

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Origins of Everything

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Greek Crisis