Universe Observer Gifts

Your karma will catch up with you!

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Astronaut Selfie.

"No aliens"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Crisis.

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Gone to seed.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Another fly-over planet."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"