Galaxy Observer Gifts

"I spend all day looking into the past, yet I can't remember what I ate for lunch."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Astronaut Selfie.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"Can I help you?"

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

Hand me the remote...

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

"Murchison is still in denial."