Intergalactic Observer Gifts

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

Alien Restroom

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Crisis.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Astronaut Selfie.

"You used to be way more attractive!"

Intergalactic Travel Agency

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"No aliens"

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Is this your work?"

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"I'm sexually attracted to space."