Intergalactic Observer Pillows

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

Alien Restroom

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"No aliens"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Crisis.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Is this your work?"

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Could you help me with this?"

Atlas juggling with the moon.