Intergalactic Travel Admirer Pillows

'We should be all right as long as we stay out of Arizona.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Christmas on Other Planets.

Newborn Cosmonaut

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'