Galaxy Observer Pillows

"I spend all day looking into the past, yet I can't remember what I ate for lunch."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Crisis.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronaut Selfie.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

God's Fly Swat...

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Hand me the remote...

"Can I help you?"

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."