Cosmic Observer Pillows

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

"Even when public television deals with astronomy, one can detect a liberal tilt."

Snail Observatory

Do we want to sign up with the neighborhood watch?

You're fired! I want you out of here by sundown!

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

First a comet is named after me, and now a veneral disease!

Hand me the remote...

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Atlas juggling with the moon.

God's Fly Swat...

Your karma will catch up with you!

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'