Cosmos Observer Pillows

The Little Blue Full Stop.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

Just before The Big Bang

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Your karma will catch up with you!

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest