Cosmic Observers Pillows

Everything's cuter when it's tiny

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Crisis.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

A spider meal prepping

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Your karma will catch up with you!

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"