Galactic Observer Pillows

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Cosmic Voyeur guide to the Cosmos.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Crisis.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"No aliens"

Astronaut Selfie.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Hand me the remote...

"Can I help you?"

"Another example of corporate redundancy."