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"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

Cosmic Voyeur guide to the Cosmos.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"No aliens"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Crisis.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Astronaut Selfie.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

God's Fly Swat...

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Astronomical observations.

"Can I help you?"

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."