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"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

"Even when public television deals with astronomy, one can detect a liberal tilt."

Snail Observatory

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

First a comet is named after me, and now a veneral disease!

Hand me the remote...

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Astronaut Selfie.

Crisis.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Your karma will catch up with you!

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

First Contact

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Astronomical observations.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."