Cosmic Watcher T-Shirts

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Local News in Heaven

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"You run into a window, too?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Area 51: The Inside Story

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

Dark Clouds

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Crisis.

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Pyramid UFO...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Aurora

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"