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"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

Now Hiring. Apparently you need a college degree. It's not enough that I've spent years just staring off into space.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Area 51: The Inside Story

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Dark Clouds

Pyramid UFO...

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Aurora

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

I wonder what kind of welcome

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Entry level astronomer...

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''