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'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

"I think you're right Bob, it does look like the mechanic.....that's odd, I think he wants us to land the plane."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Airshow.

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

"It beats flying for your food."

'Beats me how it manages to stay up there!'

'We're trying to unplug it.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Eclipse'

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

Swarm of birds doing okay

'Curtains of light, can't say i care for that shade of green.'

"Hey, boss, this continuous circling is making me dizzy."

"Oh, so what if it's invading our air rights."

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

drone-be-gone...

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Dark Clouds

The obesity epidemic is really spreading. Orion just added a notch to his belt.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"See all those geese up there flying? We can't do that."

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

"The universe is vast. . . and has surprisingly little parking."

Plane Spotters Club

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Aurora

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."