Man watches stars, while CCTV camera watches him.
Sky Watchers T-Shirts
Let their passion for the stars shine boldly! Our sky watcher t-shirts feature witty celestial designs that are perfect for casual astronomy lovers who want to wear their fascination with pride.
Solar eclipse 2024
'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'
"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"
Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.
"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."
"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."
"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"
'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'
'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'
Aliens and Environmentalists
The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.
"It beats flying for your food."
While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.
'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'
Dark Clouds
"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"
"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."
"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."
Aurora
Glimpses One Dollar
'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'
Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).
"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."
"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"
Buffering
End of football season - UK
"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."
Entry level astronomer...
The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.
'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'
Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).
Sky Watchers T-Shirts Collection
Sky Watchers Mugs
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Sky Watchers Pillows
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Sky Watchers Prints
Decorate your space with stunning sky-inspired prints that capture the wonder of the cosmos and inspire your next night of starry sky observing.