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New Jersey Crime Watch.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Summertime.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Aliens and Environmentalists

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Aurora

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

The Gilmore Girls

Dark Clouds

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'