Starry Sky Watcher T-Shirts

"Telework? Nothing new for me. I've been doing that for 30 years already!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Big Tipper

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Aliens and Environmentalists

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Newton's cradle

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

Dark Clouds

Glimpses One Dollar

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Aurora

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."