Skywatching T-Shirts

Watch for falling meteors.

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A Bacon Moon

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'

'I wonder if the clouds are looking down at us and saying 'Hey! Those two humans look like a cumulonimbus chasing a stratocumulus!''

"Looks like it's going to be one of those days, Jill."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Pilot with champagne.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Serenading

'Flight simulator'

The Big Tipper

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'My God we being invaded!'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Climbing to the moon...

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Celestial Navigation

Large and hitherto uncatalogued life-form on the windscreen, Jim,