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Traffic Lamb-Chopper

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Life is for the birds.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pilot with champagne.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Why Superman flies himself

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Romantic Moon

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Entering New York City - Check it out

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Skimming out star reflections

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory