Star Watcher T-Shirts

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Lighthouse Beam.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Pole Star

"It could never work between us."

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Moon

'My God we being invaded!'

Aliens and Environmentalists

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'