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Birds doing the 'wave'.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

Lost santa and reindeer.

Next stop: moon!

'I'm a Pisces.'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Rudolph's Mask

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

2020 Year of the Rat

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

"Sounds good, but let's run in past our lawyers and astrologers first."

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

"Brought you a coffee. This could take a while."

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla

"Anything new in social media, dear, or are you just pandering to your base?"