Star Follower Mugs

Three 'wise' men.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

Lost santa and reindeer.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'I'm a Pisces.'

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Next stop: moon!

'Say, this is interesting.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Rudolph's Mask

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."

2020 Year of the Rat

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

"Anything new in social media, dear, or are you just pandering to your base?"

"One day, son, all these will be yours."

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla