Follower Mugs

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Can't Touch This

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

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2016 election squabbles!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Pollster

Shares Nosedive

Elections in the USA

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

The Great Divide.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

'I'm with the band.'

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"