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Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Next stop: moon!

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"How 'bout it, buddy? Totally taked bulbs, here."

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

"I'm getting notes of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine with a strong Covid finish."

Indira Gandhi

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