Light Followers Pillows

Fly Lemmings

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Next stop: moon!

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"How 'bout it, buddy? Totally taked bulbs, here."

Yeah, you look a little lightheaded.

Three 'wise' men.

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

"One day, son, all these will be yours."

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

"I'm getting notes of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine with a strong Covid finish."

Indira Gandhi