Festive Follower Pillows

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"One day, son, all these will be yours."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I love these old decorations!"

Invisible clothes

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Great Moment in North Pole History