Festivity Followers Pillows

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

Margarita

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cake

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas Hugs

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Shelf on an elf

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Seventh Birthday

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Top floor, please.'

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

'To me! Let's party.'

Cat plays the cello

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

"180 million eggs, please."

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."