Festivity Followers Prints

"Get that new hat you wanted, Martha! Punxsutawney Phil says we have six more weeks!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

Margarita

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cake

Reindeer

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas Hugs

Birds doing the 'wave'.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Shelf on an elf

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Seventh Birthday

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Top floor, please.'

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"180 million eggs, please."

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

'To me! Let's party.'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'