Festivity Fanatics Prints

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Cake

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Cheers

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

Maypole

Festive squad

Back to the Holidays

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'