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Fancy a twinkle before supper?

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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

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'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Cake

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

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Cheers

'And that,and that,and that...'

Maypole

The other days of the year...

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Festive squad

A Christmas tree self portrait

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

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