Festivity Follower Prints

Halloween fishbowl.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Margarita

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Santa does a keg stand.

Cake

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Christmas Hugs

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Recycled Flake

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"How much longer are you going to be?"

Seventh Birthday

Shelf on an elf

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Don't forget your thermos.'