Festive Believer Pillows

'Any chance you can bring my toys early this year Santa... the bloke on the News said the world might end on the 21st!'

"Rudolf. What do you mean you don't believe in me anymore?"

Santa Knows Where You Are

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I don't believe in you!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

Cow and Milk

The New Year's Dance

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Dog on a harp

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Sabrage!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY