Festive Believer Pillows

'Any chance you can bring my toys early this year Santa... the bloke on the News said the world might end on the 21st!'

"Rudolf. What do you mean you don't believe in me anymore?"

Santa Knows Where You Are

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I don't believe in you!"

Fleas Navidad.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

Cow and Milk

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

The New Year's Dance

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Sabrage!

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Dog on a harp

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'