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"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

"I know it's you Brian. You gift me exactly the same thing every Christmas."

"That Was One Narrow Chimney Flue!"

Three kings' day 2021

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Bring out yer books!'

Frosting the Snowman

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

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Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Yo ho ho!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

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"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving