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'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Yo ho ho!

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Safe Christmas.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Room for bigger presents."

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'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

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